stannyfost-ler:

prismasandpie:

headshotur:

katzmatt:

tdrloid:

finalellipsis:

(Source: fearsredemption)

9gag:

English Doesn’t Borrow!

nick-furyagentofshield:

norsed:

zydr4te:

oh hey let me just park my FUCKING SQUID

squid, what are you doing? you can’t park there, you are not a car, you are a squid. you don’t even have wheels.

Don’t listen to them, Squid. You can park where ever you want to, don’t like the haters tell you otherwise.

Pffft, My squid comes with leather seats.

Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.
Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.
Because some hunters marry their angels.
Because some Divas marry Squids.
Because some Kings marry Warlocks.
Because some aliens marry blue boxes.
Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.
Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.
Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels.
Because some Doctors marry their Masters.
Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.
Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.
Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.
Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.
Because some hunters marry their tricksters
Because some meerkats marry hobbits.
Because some Captains marry their First Officers
Because some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.
Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.
Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.
Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.
Because some fandoms marry other fandoms
Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.                                                                                             

Because some Danes marry scary Norwegians.

(Source: severlaluzazulalreves)

ihavemtps:

getoutofmyheadcharles:

mezzo-piano:

u-ok:

GOOOOOOOOOOOD

omg omg

REBLOG BUTTON IS BROKEN NOW

LULU! YOU ARE NORMALGIRL

LOOK AT THAT SHIT

YOU ARE HER.

UM. NO. EXCUSE YOU.

FIRST OF ALL, MY PANTS ARE TOTALLY COOLER THAN THAT.

THAT AND MY BLACK SHIRT IS LONG-SLEEVED.

GUUUUURL.

(Source: neocarleen)